Monday, August 25, 2008

Bush Admin tries to solidify McCain presidency

with bullshit.

Completely reminds me of this part in Eddie Izzard's Dress to Kill:

But in America, it was different.

They said, "This is where our God has brought us to. We can practice our religion, raise a family.

"There's nobody here.

"Excuse me.

"Nobody here. Yes, a land empty of human existence.

"Who the fuck are these guys?

"What's all this, please?

"No, we don't want any of your food, thank you very much.

"Just put some clothes on."

Meanwhile, that winter...

"Excuse me, do you have any food?

"I love all this, lovely idea."

(Laughs nervously)

"I'm sorry we were a bit brusque when we first arrived. We didn't realize you owned the entire country. But you have no system
of ownership? Mm. lnteresting. That'll be useful later. Food, thank you very much. There's more of us coming but we'll keep our promises."

So the government lied to the Native Americans for many years.

Then President Clinton lied about a lover and everyone was surprised.

A little naive, I feel.


Sure, under a Republican Administration, we'll be out in 2011.

Hey, look over there at that big gorilla climbing that big building.

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